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The Bottle Mate is a credit card size bottle opener that fits in your wallet.

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The Beer Quiz

Quality Beer Needs a Slick Bottle Opener

Quality Beer Deserves a Quality Bottle Opener

Beer Quiz Instructions: 1) Sober up enough to read and 2) choose your answers below.

Do your drink REAL beer (not a twist off)?

Yes (continue)
No, only twist offs, Hard Lemonade, and Daquiris (stop here)

Have you ever been drinking with your friends or at a party, and found yourself without a bottle opener?

Yes (continue)
No (stop and go to more parties)

Guys, do you like to impress the ladies by opening their bottle for them? Ladies, do you like to impress the guys with your beer skills?

Yes (continue)
Yes (there is no NO because everyone likes to impress)

Would you like to carry around the World\'s Thinnest Bottle Opener so you can impress people at backyard BBQs?

Yes (continue)
No (I don't eat meat)

If you answered Yes to all the questions...

Let me introduce the Bottle Mate, the bottle opener that fits in your wallet!

Now, do you want one?

Gimme gimme gimme
No thanks, I use my teeth

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Resources

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Beer Quotes

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." Homer Simpson

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